Naughty Distin, I guess we won't be seeing his wife in the box this year

[PSRB]

and the woman he's been knocking off is a right minger

[The A*ntöniö]

[7evens]

[Berni]

Quote:



Everton footballer Sylvain Distin had a three-year fling with a blonde claiming to be a milkman, it has been revealed.






Why was she claiming to be a milkman? :sherlock:

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.thatawesomemovieguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Robin-Askwith-1.jpg

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Apparently he always delivers.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Knocking off some ropey tart while pretending to be somethign less glamourous than a premiership footballer.

Bizarre in the extreme.

Perhaps in Distin's case she simply liked the multi-millionaire lifestyle of the average Premier Dairies employee.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

3 in the morning.

[Berni]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

see Katie still in his kit.

Really? Could you really imagine a player leaving the ground, still in his kit? He isn't 10 years old.

[Brentwood]

Apparently David Mellor never wore his Chelsea kit when he was in the act but it made the story more memorable