My girlfriend is asleep next to me having a nightmare. Would it be a bad idea to stick my finger in

[Twat Cuddles]

her bum? I'm just finding the thought of whatever's causing her distress in her nightmare suddenly bumming her quite humorous.

[IUFG]

unless you fancy being on the register.

plus, you'll get a stinky finger . . .

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[eastgermanautos]