The Samsung Galaxy S4 is the way forward gents

[Chief Arrowhead]

Takes a while to get used to, but the smart scroll is genius. Raise or lower your chin and the page scrolls accordingly. Excellent for AWIMBing, imo.

[bostonbrian]

I'm getting one next week imo

[Twat Cuddles]

[Snin]

[ROSSCO DISCO]

[Chief Arrowhead]

[Chief Arrowhead]

It doesn't have opposable thumbs, so it can't tear off toilet paper from the roll.

[Chief Arrowhead]

[Selkey - Wenger's hairpiece is a masterstroke]

Both my patents have the Galaxy and every time I look through it I feel like I'm 10 years in the past. And I still have an iPhone 4. The one without that annoying c**t Siri.

[Twat Cuddles]

[Chief Arrowhead]

Which makes the whole thing rather 2005.

[Trixie Popsicle]

IPhones are pants - FACT!!