I know we always moan about journos making stuff up, but this takes the biscuit

[Free SL]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2350573/No rth-v-South--Footballs-State-Origin-Gareth-Bale-Wayne-Rooney -Steven-Gerrard-Jack-Wilshere-John-Terry-star-Football-Manag er-simulation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2350573/North-v-South--Footballs-State-Origin-Gareth-Bale-Wayne-Rooney-Steven-Gerrard-Jack-Wilshere-John-Terry-star-Football-Manager-simulation.html)

I know it's based on the Football Manager game, but what a waste fo time and effort.

[PSRB]

but yes, it's one of the worst articles ever

[Free SL]

Well, I do, it's friday afternoon and I'm counting down to 5pm to get back on the piss.

[Berni]

Cardiff's roughly as far south as Swindon, ffs!

[Berni]

Outstanding ethics, there.

[Free SL]

He is after all the best footballer to have ever lived.

[The JBear]

* Of either England or Wales.