I just bit into a half-frozen banana My teeth knack.

[Berni]

[IUFG]

even half freeze it. . .

and then not notice how f**king cold it was to the touch.

[Berni]

What about my effing teef, iufg?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Irrespective of said fridge being too high.

[IUFG]

are you ok old chap?

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Brentwood]

[Luis Anaconda]

pain and more pain

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Luis Anaconda]

I mean a real one - not Rich

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Berni]

I'm not even going near my plum. It looks weird.

[Steve-OH]

[Luis Anaconda]

I'm not going near the whole plum double entendre business

[Brentwood]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

One would never see a banana in a chilled or frozen section in a food retailers.

Room temperature, on your desk. Ideally in isolation from other fruits.

Perhaps in your drawer if you fear the cleaner to be a thief.

[The JBear]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

as an insufferable bell end and will endeavour to change practice.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Snin]

[Maz]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Maz]

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Red N White Army]

[Maz]