Thanks to Vice Magazine I think I've found the world's most nauseating article

[Classic Jorge]

The 20 Mistakes You Don’t Want To Make In Your 20s

Sample quote "Unless you’re fornicating with Victoria’s Secret models in Monaco this weekend, you shouldn’t even be thinking about taking a break any time soon. You need a vacation? What have you accomplished? Mark Cuban spent 7 years building out his first business before he even took a break. Don’t get lazy now."

Also: "Your sex life is an investment — and the smarter the deals you execute, the savvier of an investor you become. Free sex is the most expensive sex in the world. Instead of navigating through an ambiguous investment in which you shower your woman with cash and prizes for the mediocre sex provided, deal with a professional as soon as possible. Although some of you may immediately jump to the negative connotations of a woman who is paid for sex, we suggest you take one step back. As an entrepreneur herself, why would you not want to deal with someone who has the same honesty and integrity that you do. Want a best friend? Buy a puppy. Want great sex? Call an escort."

Unbelievable ****, Generation Y are utter, utter c**ts. Thank f**k for Gen X

http://elitedaily.com/life/the-20-mistakes-you-dont-want-to- make-in-your-20s/ (http://elitedaily.com/life/the-20-mistakes-you-dont-want-to-make-in-your-20s/)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's sensible middle ground out there. Let's step firmly upon it.

[Classic Jorge]

Granted, the acquisition of money to fund fanny and/or drugs, should be a secondary consideration but seriously, 'dont go on holiday in your 20s unless you've built a multimillion business'? 'pay for anal sex in case you get someone pregnant or accidentally have a feeling'?

These people are knackered, knackered in the head

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

Otherwise, the portion of humanity that takes advice from consumer mags (a surprisingly large number) is in need of a serious pandemic/war.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

believes those things.

I hardly took holidays until my late 20s because I didn't want to leave my business. :shrug: Now I can go on holiday every few weeks. Go figure.

[Berni]

flies, floats or f*cks, rent it.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Looks like I'm buying a share in this wee puddlejumper, b.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR1F3gGc3xcJn0c05DsHpwYtX3OzIoJE aydOpr4DnOUs9UkEltY

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There have always been messed up loonies around.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

This is just a cynical, joyless and unfeeling treatise. Like Ayn Rand writing for Just Seventeen or something.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Just think, these robots are being spared the broken-hearted angst of the sentimentalist's Weltschmerz.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A Bolkow, anyway.

[Berni]

It's irritating that he writes such good songs about love, relationships, etc.

Sir C refuses to believe me about this.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I'm assuming that 'w' is pronounced as a 'v' or that joke really doesn't work. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Classic Jorge]

I stole it from Capital Radio's records vault when we had a tour with the school

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're private.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

can we go for barbecue for supper? I want ribs and pulled pork and that. Pitt Cue or Bodean or summat.

[Berni]

Although I worry about the glycaemic index, tbh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Backwards and forwards to the bar.

[Curly]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

Though he could have made a killing as a vintner.

[Curly]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

nasal whiner :vsign:

[Curly]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

And he was mates with a hoooer

[Classic Jorge]

[Curly]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're going down with me.

[The JBear]

[Curly]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

A boy has his reputation to consider, you know?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Get that nasty taste out of your mouth.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Curly]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Absolute nonsense.

[Classic Jorge]

[Alexism - Atheoist]