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Herbette Chapman - aged 15
06-26-2013, 05:27 PM
pay to have my spunky, freshly soiled underwear laundered. I think he'd look great in the Red and White.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2013, 05:30 PM
We used to have a clause in the contract stating that our players should be able to eat with a knife and fork.

Where have our standards gone?

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
06-26-2013, 05:33 PM
and delivering fast, exciting football and, yes, I'm going to say it C.....I want a fúcking trophy!

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-26-2013, 05:36 PM
But I don't. I think you're an appalling vulgarian.

barrybueno
06-26-2013, 05:38 PM

Harry Balls
06-26-2013, 05:40 PM

Harry Balls
06-26-2013, 05:41 PM

arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)
06-26-2013, 05:47 PM

barrybueno
06-26-2013, 06:07 PM

redgunamo
06-26-2013, 06:13 PM

Trixie Popsicle
06-26-2013, 07:31 PM

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
06-26-2013, 07:41 PM

Trixie Popsicle
06-30-2013, 10:42 PM
never ever Herbie. :cry: