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Maravilloso Marvo
06-25-2013, 02:02 PM
front of my white shirt.

Not wanting to appear panicked (I hate spiders), I tried to casually lift him off with the intention of placing him on the floor. I also didn't want to squash him as it would have left a mark on my crisp clean shirt.

So as I pick him off, the bugger wriggles free and falls into my lap. Now I can't see him mixed into my trousers and jacket and am obviously not willing to get up and start screaming like a girl and brushing every part of my body as I wanted to. So I had to just causally ignore it and carry on playing Candy Crush on my phone.

It was the most traumatic journey of my life, not knowing where this spider was, but knowing it was on my body/clothing somewhere. I am pretty sure the guy opposite me clocked the whole affair and afforded himself a wry little smirk. I wanted to punch him in the face, that is for sure.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2013, 02:07 PM
You might have ended up with a grossly swollen member.

Berni
06-25-2013, 02:11 PM
:walksawaywhistlinginnocently:

Maravilloso Marvo
06-25-2013, 02:12 PM
sac last night either.

Luis Anaconda
06-25-2013, 02:13 PM
are scared of an itsy bits spider - weird

Maravilloso Marvo
06-25-2013, 02:14 PM
again...

Berni
06-25-2013, 02:14 PM
:yikes:

I had to turn off. It was putting me off my hot dogs.

The Tony
06-25-2013, 02:15 PM
Get them fkin piggies!!!

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2013, 02:16 PM
There was a TV programme on about a man with a 10 stone testicle?

f**k. This. World.

Maravilloso Marvo
06-25-2013, 02:17 PM
him the worst pain imaginable.

Personally I didn't like the guy and I think there is more to the story than we were led to believe. I'd imagine it started with a sex game that went wrong.

Maravilloso Marvo
06-25-2013, 02:18 PM

Maravilloso Marvo
06-25-2013, 02:18 PM

Ears are alight
06-25-2013, 02:21 PM

Maravilloso Marvo
06-25-2013, 02:21 PM

Berni
06-25-2013, 02:24 PM
I shudder to think how he smelled. :cry:

Pat Vegas
06-25-2013, 02:25 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2013, 02:26 PM
I watched last week's Rick Stein in India. This prompted me to start planning an Indian trip in January :cloud9:

PSRB
06-25-2013, 02:39 PM
why would I pay to guarantee a very, very upset stomach and probably ruin the holiday?

Berni
06-25-2013, 02:45 PM
deposit the contents in the lavatory - so stupendous was his nutsack.

This is testicle man I'm talking about. Not Rick Stein.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2013, 02:46 PM
A couple of days of immodium and yoghurt deals with that.

It's the most fascinating, overwhelming, varied place. It's like no where else on earth. The Himalayas, the deserts and forts of Rajasthan, the National Parks like being in Jungle Book, the beaches of Goa and Kerala... all amazing experiences. I've been 3 times and only scratched the surface really.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-25-2013, 02:47 PM
He was in India, after all.

Chief Arrowhead
06-25-2013, 02:47 PM
http://www.awimb.com/legacy.php?t=getfile&id=2423&private=0

Snin
06-25-2013, 02:51 PM
but not actually seeing is the only way to get through the towns imo

Berni
06-25-2013, 02:54 PM

Pat Vegas
06-25-2013, 03:12 PM
preparing for my October fortune.

PSRB
06-25-2013, 03:21 PM
and India does indeed look stunning, just don't like ****ting through the eye of a needle for 2 or 3 days

Luis Anaconda
06-25-2013, 03:38 PM