I just tried to help a Chinese woman in the doctors who couldn't speak Norwegian or English

[Brentwood]

She was a bit distressed so I thought I'd lend her my phone so she could turn on the Chinese keyboard and use Google translate.

As I handed it to her I noticed that her indescribable ailment was the most horrendous skin rash imaginable, all over her crusty fingers as she swiped her bacteria on the shiny screen of my iPhone :-(

Incidentally, the Chinese keyboard is ace. You have to draw on the screen like an Etch-a-Sketch

[Maravilloso Marvo]

You do have an iPhone, don't you?

[Pat Vegas]

Seems more trouble than it's worth.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

By fun I mean trying to get him to give silly answers which last for about 10 minutes. Haven't touched it since.

[Berni]

exhausted the possibilities, tbh.

[Mack]

[ROSSCO DISCO]

minus the skin rash though