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Monty91
06-20-2013, 11:32 AM
spot, in the middle of two lanes at traffic lights.

Anyway, a stream of cars squeeze past, ignoring my pleas for help. Eventually, a man winds down his window, but only to say "Jesus loves you" before driving on :-|

Except he parked up and came back. Having helped push my car to a secure spot, he then drove me home while prosthelytizing about the word of god and saying "hallelujah" at seemingly random intervals.

When I got out he gave me some religious texts he'd written along with his phone number.

Then, the next day, when I returned to my car I discovered a package tucked behind the wipers on my windscreen. He'd gone back to my car and left me a note and a CD of Christian hymns.

Religiousers are weird.

Maravilloso Marvo
06-20-2013, 11:34 AM

Classic Jorge
06-20-2013, 11:40 AM

Monty91
06-20-2013, 11:41 AM

Mc Gooner
06-20-2013, 11:42 AM

Ashberto
06-20-2013, 11:55 AM
The religious stuff is just a front.