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Billy Goat Sverige
06-20-2013, 10:25 AM
The menu will mostly be made up of fish. Salmon pie, little fish things on toast. I f**king hate fish unless it's in the shape of a finger and covered in breadcrumbs. Do I politely decline the food being served from the outset or suck it up and run the risk of leaving a plate full of food that I couldn't stomach?
The JBear
06-20-2013, 10:27 AM
Ears are alight
06-20-2013, 10:28 AM
Billy Goat Sverige
06-20-2013, 10:29 AM
You to try her cooking.
Classic Jorge
06-20-2013, 10:30 AM
This tactic cannot fail to endear you to the notably fond of fish norwegians.

Also, say something about how Sweden is much better and that the Norwegians are just lucky that they have the oil money or they would basically be like the Finns.
PSRB
06-20-2013, 10:33 AM
Hillary
06-20-2013, 10:35 AM
Ashberto
06-20-2013, 10:40 AM
Ears are alight
06-20-2013, 10:43 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-20-2013, 10:46 AM
You will also find that your case will be furthered by drinking heavily in advance of your arrival at this soiree.
Brentwood
06-20-2013, 10:47 AM
It was quite nice actually

That's the least of your worries though, they'll probably have you dancing round a maypole

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5b4_yr7zbJhk2WrFc8gMzgjHWuCVny DFRxn0zQYB_yeB-r5zDaA
Brentwood
06-20-2013, 10:48 AM
Classic Jorge
06-20-2013, 10:51 AM
Oh well, they all piss in the same hole on top of a fish, bury it and then dig the f**ker up again when it's properly rancid and treat it as a delicacy
Supermac1976
06-20-2013, 10:52 AM
http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/muppetwickerman1dfsd.jpg
Classic Jorge
06-20-2013, 10:55 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-20-2013, 10:56 AM
From clams and mussels to prawns and scallops and, ooh, in Sweden you'll get the little grey shrimps, and crab and lobster and cod and salmon and monkfish and halibut and turbot... these things are all as different as beef is to chicken.

Give seafood a go. It's brilliant.
Supermac1976
06-20-2013, 11:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=t H1VdD-nAc0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tH1VdD-nAc0)
:bow: Did you get my obscure film reference below btw?
Guns 'n' Roses
06-20-2013, 11:01 AM
:viking:

He's up in norvern Sweden, J.
Classic Jorge
06-20-2013, 11:05 AM
Classic Jorge
06-20-2013, 11:10 AM
As that reference goes, it was certainly dr zhivago