Ironed sheets? Are you people insane? To what conceivable end? Unless you're expecting particularly

[Berni]

fastidious swingers (surely an oxymoron) to join you, why would you do it? It's akin to ironing your underpants.

[Snin]

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What's not to like?

You wouldn't put on a pair of unironed underpants, would you? WHAT IF YOU WERE KNOCKED OVER IN THE STREET?

[Classic Jorge]

[Ears are alight]

[Maz]

[Ears are alight]

You may know a man by the friends he keeps indeed.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I demand hospital corners.

[Berni]

And I would never be knocked down in the street. Never.

[Berni]

investigation into them in the pub at lunchtime. Sort of retracing my movements - as it were.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They are engaged in gainful employ in a skilled and ancient industry. God bless them all.

So you can't eat your dinner without soiling your trosers but you're safe to cross the road unaided? Right.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ears are alight]

[Berni]

A worthy reason to soil one's breeks, I think you'll agree.

The footprint is more alarming. :-( Probably best not probed too deeply imo.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Trixie Popsicle]

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