Berni, here's what you need.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Have your shirts collected on a Tuesday and delivered back to you on Thursday, crisp as a new tenner.

http://www.belmont2go.co.uk/shirt-laundry.aspx

[Maravilloso Marvo]

tedious tasks is okay.

[Maz]

No, neither have I...that's precisely what ironing services are for...and for Neg's shirts.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

It would never fit properly on my double duvet.

I do iron my duvet covers though, come on they are just square. Super easy!

I don't bother with the fitted sheets.

[Classic Jorge]

Surely that's the very acme of pointlessness, I worry for you

[Maz]

[Classic Jorge]

Well this is awkward

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I'd use starch if I had a clue how to use it or where to buy it from.

[Maz]

[pjlincs]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

the 50 questions earlier on this morning did you answer?

[Maz]

[Classic Jorge]

Does it not send you into a spiral of existential angst and crushing self-loathing that, of all the things you could be doing, saying, thinking or worrying about, that you are ironing bed linen?

I doubt I could get past a pillow case before self harming due to the futility of it all.

[pjlincs]

[Frimmers]

Good job I haven't got a proper job that requires the wearing of shirts.

[Maz]

[Classic Jorge]

So, socks, presumably all you weirdoes iron them too?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The laundry service does.

My jimjams feel all lovely and crisp and fresh when freshly ironed.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

And fold them together, not rolled.

[Classic Jorge]

f**ked if I'm paying her to iron bed linen though, nobody comes out of that conversation well

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Sounds like an utter waste of time to me.

[Classic Jorge]

Though, to be fair, a crispy sock is in danger of harking back to the teenage years a bit too much

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Denying the ironing lady the dignity of labour and a decent living.

You have the morals of a banker.

[Maz]

go figure

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Maz]

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

http://wp.menloschool.org/games/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/boggle_letters-13586.jpeg

[Classic Jorge]

In a bumper week she can buy a house in bradford

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't wear them in bed, of course. They wouldn't last 5 minutes, given my wife's voracious appetites and outrageous sexual demands :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Oh alright then, I'll take 20p if that's all you're prepared to outlay :-(

[Maz]

pyjamas only for use in bed in the depths of winter imo

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You have enough ironing to warrant one full hour?

['Neg]

['Neg]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

to be honest, it's mostly sentimental as she's a lovely polish lady that works at my OH's school

[Classic Jorge]

[Maz]

[Berni]

Out of curiosity, like.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

['Neg]

[pjlincs]

[Maravilloso Marvo]