Berni
06-19-2013, 09:58 AM
trousers. Not to worry, I thought, what harm can befall a chap's trousers during a sedate birthday meal? I shall simply wear them again tomorrow, I thought. No problem, I thought.
Dawn breaks today on the sight of my poor strides crumpled on the bedroom floor, bearing a number of mysterious stains ranging from what I think is Hoi Sin sauce to one that looks remarkably like a human footprint :sherlock:
Having no time to get home and furnish myself with another pair, however, I have had to don the soiled items and simply remain with my legs under my desk all day or scuttle about in the office while using items like sheaves of paper, folders or whatever else is to hand to shield my trouser shame.
Lesson learned. Always - always - take a spare pair of trousers.
Dawn breaks today on the sight of my poor strides crumpled on the bedroom floor, bearing a number of mysterious stains ranging from what I think is Hoi Sin sauce to one that looks remarkably like a human footprint :sherlock:
Having no time to get home and furnish myself with another pair, however, I have had to don the soiled items and simply remain with my legs under my desk all day or scuttle about in the office while using items like sheaves of paper, folders or whatever else is to hand to shield my trouser shame.
Lesson learned. Always - always - take a spare pair of trousers.