I was just looking at the news from where I was born. Not much going on really

[Pat Vegas]

Top stories include

'Man accused of masturbating in McDonald’s parking lot'
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2013/06/13/n s-mcdonalds-masturbating.html (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2013/06/13/ns-mcdonalds-masturbating.html)

This headline made me chuckle

'No charges laid in school's mouth-taping incident'

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2013/06/13/n s-students-taped-mouths-no-charges.html (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2013/06/13/ns-students-taped-mouths-no-charges.html)

[Maravilloso Marvo]

massive *****.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We had proper *****s in my day.

[Pat Vegas]

Ok kids if any strangers ask you to go into their van say no. And tell us if you see any body taking photos of the playground.

This led to numerous problems as you know what kids are like they are reporting to the teachers every person who is walking down the street. Causing some embarrassing accusations.