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Monty91
06-13-2013, 11:09 AM
that night.
https://www.artbasel.com/-/media/ArtBasel/Pictures/Press_Images_Basel/Galleries_2013/ARTBASEL2013_MEG_04_091.jpg?mw=1280
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-13-2013, 11:12 AM
"Red Square. A Painterly Representation of a Peasant Woman in Two Dimensions"
I looked at it for ages. Nope, no peasant women.
http://www.isaiadis.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/abstract-1.jpg
Brentwood
06-13-2013, 11:21 AM
I went to the Tate Modern once and the person I was with stood there looking at a huge canvas painted blue and was spouting all sorts of nonsense about it
There was a piece of coiled rope dumped on the floor and it was supposed to represent the randomness and unpredictability of nature
Ashberto
06-13-2013, 11:21 AM
They all got liquidated. :cooper:
Monty91
06-13-2013, 11:22 AM
Oh, sorry, that's your mum.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-13-2013, 11:23 AM
I may have got his name wrong but the crazy man who did that scream *******s.
Trying to impress this arty bird I wanted to shag a lot. She had travelled down from somewhere reasonably northern for the event, met her at Euston. Smoked 2-3 pipes on my way to try and see me through the boredom, ended up not saying a single word to said arty bird for about 2 hours. Lots of staring at paintings from various angles.
Not the best date ever.
Pat Vegas
06-13-2013, 11:24 AM
they'd laugh me out of the building.
Though I did think of doing a **** diary once. take a photo of 1 months worth of dumps each day and compare it.
Must be artistic. It's do with the daily mundane routine of **** that is life. or something.
Monty91
06-13-2013, 11:25 AM
:-|
Or did she make you Munch?
Actually, that one's quite good...
Bergkamp's Brain
06-13-2013, 11:25 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-13-2013, 11:25 AM
f**king disaster it was.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-13-2013, 11:26 AM
It does tend towards dryness even by art gallery standards.
Pipes? Crack or crystal meth?
Supermac1976
06-13-2013, 11:26 AM
http://calitreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mallrats2.jpg
Classic Jorge
06-13-2013, 11:27 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-13-2013, 11:27 AM
It was a saturday afternoon ffs.
Peter
06-13-2013, 11:28 AM
Why on earth did you do that?
Ashberto
06-13-2013, 11:28 AM
Do a dump on a plate and put it in the middle of a room, it's a dump on a plate in the middle of a room.
However, some pretentious prat with an arts degree and the right contacts does it and it's suddenly Just Like, OMG, So Amazing.
Monty91
06-13-2013, 11:28 AM
her mates, which as you can imagine I was overjoyed about.
I proceeded to get absolutely battered and knocked a table of drinks over. Then I basically forced her to let me come back to hers where I, ahem, possibly pushed the boundaries between coercion and full blown rape :-|
Bergkamp's Brain
06-13-2013, 11:29 AM
:-)
Classic Jorge
06-13-2013, 11:29 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-13-2013, 11:29 AM
All of it or just the evening bit?
The former I have explained, the latter was desperation for some normal company and a feed of pints probably.
Pat Vegas
06-13-2013, 11:29 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-13-2013, 11:30 AM
She's lucky the boys weren't heading to the Gresham that night.
Curly
06-13-2013, 11:31 AM
I watched an episode of the West Wing last night a bit stoned and by a bit stoned I mean stoned off me ****ing tree.Great scene between the White House advisor and some art bint.Great,great script writing.I fúcking love the West Wing.The West Wing fúcking rocks.wd the West Wing.
Pat Vegas
06-13-2013, 11:31 AM
chosen few who decide what all the shops will sell this year.
I don't mean designer stuff either. The high street stores. All sell the same stuff.
Is there actually some people who say ok this year all t-shirts will have new york on them.
Classic Jorge
06-13-2013, 11:31 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-13-2013, 11:32 AM
Classic Jorge
06-13-2013, 11:32 AM
....everything
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
06-13-2013, 11:32 AM
Brentwood
06-13-2013, 11:33 AM
http://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/1e7fgs/i_think _most_modern_art_is_pretentious_takes/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/1e7fgs/i_think_most_modern_art_is_pretentious_takes/)
Curly
06-13-2013, 11:33 AM
I think that's what was going on anyway
Classic Jorge
06-13-2013, 11:34 AM
Brentwood
06-13-2013, 11:34 AM
Curly
06-13-2013, 11:35 AM
:-( Really.
Ashberto
06-13-2013, 11:37 AM
Mind you, I'm grateful to whoever decided that women should be wearing leather jackets this year. Women look great in leather jackets imo.
Classic Jorge
06-13-2013, 11:37 AM
Peter
06-13-2013, 11:38 AM
That bit :hehe:
Never going to end well
Brentwood
06-13-2013, 11:38 AM
introduce the idea of girls wearing white socks and men's brogues"
Brentwood
06-13-2013, 11:39 AM
It's absolutely amazing
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