I've probably asked his before (as I've talked about every topic in the world) But what is going on

[Pat Vegas]

in the minds of people on public transport who like to encroach in your space. Some of these f**kers like to lean of you. rub their legs on you. It drives me mental.

What is the rationale behind this.

A) gaylords
B) some sort of passive agressive act
c) Overconfident c**ts
4) other.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

What did I tell you about that?

[Classic Jorge]

The thing is, as it's naturally at a premium, personal space is about the most valuable commodity not traded on the stock exchange. How people can be so ignorant of it amazes me.

[Pat Vegas]

I even buy the own brand ketchup in the supermarket.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I know nothing about tweezers but I knew to advise her that the £8 wons were considerably better than the £3 wons. She asked me how on earth I would know that and I told her it was easy to tell. If something is more expensive, it is better. It is a very simple way to live your life.

Tube is better than the bus.
Heinz is better than Tesco blue stripe.

[Classic Jorge]

Presumably fash sets off at the crack of dawn to catch the dole taxi in

[Pat Vegas]

141 to LONDON BRIDGE

[Pat Vegas]

For example I had to buy a new light bulb for the fridge.

I have no idea I went to the shop ready to spend £20 if needed.

Cost £1.50. They could have robbed me blind and I would have had no clue.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

The £20 light bulb would have worked much better.

[Pat Vegas]

I bought the homepride flour in the nice box rather than the dusty tesco pack.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Ashberto]

[Pat Vegas]

As i told her to stop buying the cheap washing up liquid and get fairy it lasts 4 times as long.

So just refer to that anytime I want to justify the more expensive version.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

he'd just come back from shopping and say they didn't have any.

Wenger should do the same.

[PSRB]

actually think I'm even more excited about using it. Baking looks like it could be quite good fun

I also bought her the homepride self-raising and plain flour in the fancy box :-)

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

You need a pasta arm, a dough mixer and a decent folding blender.

Marve said

[Ashberto]

can't get on first three trains, stand under someone's armpit, £2.70.

Tube is better in the evening though. If not walking, then bus in, choob home.

[PSRB]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Decided to bend over to get something out of a bag, and her fat arse was rubbing on my crotch.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

shagging a work colleague behind my back whilst telling me she 'needed' such gifts.

[PSRB]

then will build up the rest

I also made sure we got in Arsenal red even though she wanted the Everton blue

[Pat Vegas]

but tube back as I wanted to get home as quickly as possible.

[Classic Jorge]

granted I nearly died on several occasions but I was in charge of my own destiny.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[PSRB]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Pat Vegas]

I nearly flew out the seat. There was a gust of wind.

So I was squashed. Then he proceeded to take out 3 of those triple sandwiches you get in the supermarket and eat them all. Probably on his way to home for dinner.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

But we mix everything by hand in my new home. Just to be safe, like.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Classic Jorge]

You *do* have your wits about you, dont you marve?

[Ashberto]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

This means I am ace at crossing a road and also ace at driving.

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[PSRB]

it's the satisfaction of making it all myself though

[Classic Jorge]

[3rd Generation Gooner]

the total stranger sitting next to me uninvited began to gently rub my forearm.

This was explained to me by my Chinese travelling companion that the total stranger wanted to know what my mildly hirsute arms felt like.

Worrying thing is there's f**k loads more of them than there is of us!

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

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