I drove past the Oval this morning and there were thousands of Indian chaps milling around.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I assume they were there to watch a stickball game, but it does rather beg the question, 'Why aren't these stickball fans at work?' It's a Tuesday, you know. Surely sporting pastimes happen at weekends or in the evening?

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Can these people not continue with shining shoes or shovelling **** or whatever it is common people do?

[Classic Jorge]

but cleverly they make it actually seem longer than that.

[Ashberto]

"you can play for five days and still have no winner?"

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

on their balls, they manage to get it over with inside a day.

What kind of game is it when you can change how long it lasts according to your whim?

[Classic Jorge]

And it's a particularly virulent plague up where I live, cant move for the f**kers of a weekend.

Funnily though, the asians and the whites still manage to find the space to play completely segregated games.

Myself and a pole were having a joke to eachother about it the other day, he said "even we let the gypsies play football"

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

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[Classic Jorge]

I hear he's tarmacking the driveways of seville now, nearly home.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He kept Robert Pires out of the team for a season, ffs.

[Classic Jorge]