All you sitpissers make me sad. You're basically selling your birthright as men for sloth and

[Berni]

access to consumer electronics. :shakehead:

You're also making yourself much more prone to piles. Which you deserve.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

because women can't, that sort of thing.

Notice how the chief protagonist is thon eskimo fellow. Dangerous lefties, to a man.

[Berni]

their columnists from the lower sixth common rooms of third rate public schools?

Watching Laurie Penny getting pwned by David Starkey was one of the few times I've cheered for the ludicrous old queen.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

in the middle of a roundabout, spraying the foliage with a deft flick of the wrist in a display of joie de vivre.

[Berni]

People could get the wrong impression.

[Luis Anaconda]

I mean Eton is a dump

[Pat Vegas]

Far more energy to take down ones pants and trousers and sit down then stand up again for a 20 second transaction.

[Berni]

anything other than your hampton. No need to share toilet seats with God alone knows who; just whip it out and let fly. Marvellous!

[Pat Vegas]

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Standing on the seat :-( WITH SANDALS NO LESS! :-(
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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We appear to have some sort of limp-wristed liberal excuse for a government.

Dave has been a grave disappointment to me.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

But nothing should surprise one with the oriental. These, after all, are the people who think chopsticks are a better way to pick up food than God's honest fork.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You could say 'widdle', for example.

[Harry Balls]

Why sit down to pee, I don't wanna touch the seat anywhere but in my house. But, for the guys who do pee standing up, get it in the f**king hole, please. What are you doing, getting your phone out of your pocket, playing fireman or do you have a shower nozzle for a bell end. Jesus wept, piss in the toilet, don't slash on the seat, back of the bog or floor. And, if you do lose control, clean the f**ker up!

[Berni]