In the supermarket earlier, I was talking to the merry little crone behind me in the queue.

[Berni]

92 she told me she was. Face like a little brown walnut and not a tooth in her grinning head, but spry.

Her shopping basket consisted of two bottles of white wine, a bottle of Advocaat ("Can't thstand it methelf, but the cat liketh it"), half a bottle of Jack Daniels and a copy of Take a Break.

What a marvellous lady. Quite an inspiration. More power to her.

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

[barrybueno]

tonight followed by a kebab and loads of crisps. Don't want to be living passed 70 imo

[Peter]

[PSRB]

thoroughly enjoying their retirement and spending my inheritance.

As long as I'm healthy(ish) in body and mind then I'll keep on going

[Brentwood]

and left to die in the street so i get a decent write up in the national newspapers

Imagine how fun it'll be to be continually grumpy and patronised everywhere you go

[The JBear]