Why is it, when you find yourself washing hands alongside a work colleague

[Maravilloso Marvo]

That you end up washing your hands twice as well as you do normally. It is like some kind of hand washing audition, as though he will judge me on how well I wash my hands.

Or can you tell the moral fibre of a man by how he washes his hands?

[Pat Vegas]

blast then rub them on my trousers.

More importantly. Why do I only wash my hands if others are in the toilet?


When if there is nobody around. Goodbye.

[barrybueno]

[Pat Vegas]

[barrybueno]

[Classic Jorge]

http://mysocalledtvblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/butters-urinal.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

The worst thing is the wet toilet door handle :urgh:

[Pat Vegas]

the technique learned on here to put it up with your shoe.

Once the ****ter was so nasty I even flushed using my foot :hehe:
Probably looked like basil fawlty.

[barrybueno]

[Brentwood]

My first job in an office and I was sitting on the pan picking my nose (obviously). I pulled out the most grotesque, slimy, bloody bogey i have ever seen and for some reason (I must have forgotten i wasn't still in school) I placed it on the lock on the inside of the door.

As soon as I left thee cubicle the big boss walked in straight after me and would have had to have touched it. He never said anything but gave me a look afterwards that said he knew