The last of my holiday mementoes - I give you: a sign in the communal area of our Berlin apartment

[Monty91]

http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47a3d824b3127ccef31eed8c26d000000030O08AbNHLlm4buA e3nwg/cC/f%3D0/ls%3D00008783994620130605154045279.JPG/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

The inclusion of a bullet point suggests that something else happened in the cellar, presumably worse than someone taking a dump, since the author felt unable to bring themself to write it.

[Supermac1976]

[Pat Vegas]

one minute they turn up then you press return and then they don't show.

[Berni]

[Ears are alight]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

you could just as quickly and easily find a secluded spot outdoors? In fact I recall there was a perfectly good Burger King car park next door with plenty of vegetation.

Could there have been a sexual motive?

[Pat Vegas]