Talking of dirty money, I got given a tenner with a massive bloodstain on it the other day.

[Berni]

This led me to thinking that if, as they say, every note of a tenner or over has traces of cocaine on it, then it follows that every banknote has also been up someone's hooter. :-(

I'm not sure why this has never occurred to me before and rather wish it hadn't.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

indulging in a line of beak amongst friends would result in instant Hepatitis B or galloping lurgy or something.

One tries to keep a supply of fresh notes to hand, of course.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[HomerJ]

Cut-down McDonald's straw for example.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Chewing up bits of the paper wrapper and then firing them through the straw at your mates.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

The final one decked with a flower arrangement spelling the name "BAZZA"

How does a man nicknamed Bazza generate the means for such lavish funeral?

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You've made the think now.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

These horny-handed sons of the soil often accumulate an amount of capital, m. I believe that the man in the street now has many of his personal expenses subsidised by the state, and therefore can focus his income on the acquisition of strong lager, polyester AND make provision for his funeral.

[Brentwood]

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/bunbury_cricket_match_150609/barry_fry_2460915.jpg

[Berni]

http://www.alphagalileo.org/ViewItem.aspx?ItemId=130374& CultureCode=en (http://www.alphagalileo.org/ViewItem.aspx?ItemId=130374&CultureCode=en)

[Maravilloso Marvo]

and use the straw?

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Thank you for that, b. Nice to know there is hope.

[Monty91]

and would therefore need to request it, but thanks for ruining the joke.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Berni]

It probably sets off alarms at airports. She should upgrade.

[Berni]

The problem would be in generating sufficient suction.

[Mack]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Yes, I know you can just take the straws for free.

[Frimmers]

sniffing straw. Someone could make a bundle here imo, start flogging them at iwantoneofthose.com or somesuch.

*Not really often, I've actually just thought of it now.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Difficult to manipulate.

[Berni]

Presumably it must be possible to buy packets of single-use paper tubes for the fastidious coke fiend?

[HomerJ]

Just cut them down and then store them in a nice cigarette case!

[Berni]

[HomerJ]

[barrybueno]