What's up fellow gooners - any news on Rooney?

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Will he join the Arsenal?

[Classic Jorge]

I reckon if he had white servants he would want one like Wazza to clean one of his pools shirtless.

[Berni]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

like a sack of potatoes getting the penalty that makes Ure's winning streak stop at 48 games.

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/01/article-2196938-0067916700000258-740_468x286.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

400 m runner here. Of course he's hideously looking.
And it would be great to get one back for Stapleton and van Persie.

[Berni]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

That's me cuming in me trousers... :hide:

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

Although now I come to think of it, I must admit Roger Black used to make me feel a bit wobbly. :sigh:

[Classic Jorge]

http://img.skysports.com/09/04/218x298/RobertPires_2169849.jpg

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and that our highest salary is that paid to Theo Walcott, at £90k per week.

You, as they say, do the 'math', erm, man.

[Rich]

[Rich]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Never, ever interrupt me again. Do I make myself clear?

[Classic Jorge]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2263688/gay-bar-o.gif

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

Where would we be if we just went around signing people who were good at football?

Chelsea. That's where. Is that what you want, r? Is it?

Jesus wept!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

As he tries to elbow her :-(

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Don't make me get all evidential on your arse.

[Classic Jorge]

http://cdn.wikimg.net/strategywiki/images/4/40/Double_Dragon_move_elbow.png

[Supermac1976]

http://i.imgur.com/Rwn0ykj.png

[Berni]

Where's Trevor Phillips when you neeed him?

[Classic Jorge]

[Rich]

[Berni]

to him. Although the bottle-buggeree would have had a case if he didn't enjoy it. Dirty sod.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Yessum, fried chicken and a mess o' greens.

[Classic Jorge]

Isss fuggin conspirass!

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/NsOweY46jAAg6JI2RDdb0A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/ept_prod/Mohamed-Al-Fayed-CBB.jpg

[Berni]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

wd Jorge (WCHE)

[Supermac1976]

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/87588/1365532435/artinstallationjewtoo.jpg

[Berni]

to the floor and such. Outrageous, that was. If a few consenting adults can't genitally torture each other in privacy, what's the world coming to?

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Pat Vegas]

To make it even more weird I imagine the world Polish like Poland.