I've just eaten the mother of all bacon sandwiches.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

3,000 calories, I reckon.

f**k it.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Berni]

The bread is the problem. It was white, wasn't it? And as glycaemic as you like?

:slaver:

[Berni]

Not that there's anything wrong with it, of course. Perfectly acceptable lifestyle choice and all that.

[Frimmers]

Not sure I want to be sharing a board with the type of chap who'd have a bacon sarnie on brown bread. Dear me, no.

Might as well grill the bacon and have done with it.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:cry:

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Refined carbohydrates my friend: these are the enemies.

[R.C. Celebrating the return of Trophies]

no need for tears, that's as good a way to go as a post coital heart seizure.
Never mind all these food Nazis and exercise flunkies,always remember two things and you'll be fine.

Slice your butter, don't spread it
Never ever ever remove the fat from anything your going to put in your mouth.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or it could be water retention.

[Berni]

it mid-thrust, is it? Plus it's likely to put her off for yonks.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Strange that it should be feminine, really, isn't it?

[Berni]

called Milk Thistle that claimed to clear out the liver after over-indulgence. It sounds spiffing. Amazing that medical science hasn't come across this wondrous cure, imo.

[Frimmers]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The kit's due in September :cloud9:

[Frimmers]

another, all controlled by our own software.

Started first time :-)

I've been utterly insufferable about it all week :smug*******:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The kit comes with the loom in place. Apparently you only need to connect it up. Hmm.

[Frimmers]

Mine was French. Came with 2 looms, neither of which matched the drawings they gave me.

Think I prefered the Malaysians.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It seems an amazingly strong unit, actually. I've done 6 or 7 track days in the current car and the thing sits there for hours bouncing off the rev limiter. I keep waiting for it to go bang.

[Frimmers]

Should be a piece of piss really, unless it's got an immobiliser. Nothing but f**king trouble ever comes from an immobiliser.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

of the ignition switch. It's a f**king nightmare.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"Watch my technicians do it.

[Berni]

[Frimmers]

any little teething problems that occur.


:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

It's never, ever going to start imo.

[Frimmers]

But I expect him to ruin my fun by getting a man in.

[Berni]

He's a dark electrical horse imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Frimmers]

I just make it look difficult.