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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-03-2013, 02:04 PM
The battery life on my phone is getting worse, it's clearly had its day. Should I just swap it for another iPhone 5, or wait a bit for a new iPhone? WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE DUDE?

Maravilloso Marvo
06-03-2013, 02:06 PM
You need a new phone? Go into a shop and ask them for the latest Apple phone you need.

They will do the rest.

Pat Vegas
06-03-2013, 02:07 PM

Berni
06-03-2013, 02:07 PM

Brentwood
06-03-2013, 02:08 PM
Settings -> Privacy --> Location Services -- > (turn off for any apps you don't really use) -- > Systsem Services --> Turn them all off (these drain battery quickly and are only used to target ads to you or set your clock automatically)

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-03-2013, 02:10 PM
Predictable? I couldn't possibly comment.

I am, however, absolutely mad for champagne (if we may stretch the definition of juice.) I try to drink it every day, like Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-03-2013, 02:12 PM
Who the devil do you think you're talking to?

Maravilloso Marvo
06-03-2013, 02:13 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-03-2013, 02:16 PM
That's about the design life, isn't it.

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
06-03-2013, 02:16 PM

Pat Vegas
06-03-2013, 02:18 PM
data when I am not using it. And turned the screen brightness right down.

Bloody thing. I am charging it twice a day.

Ashberto
06-03-2013, 02:20 PM
Proprietory Hardware.
No-one else is allowed to compete.
You have to buy stuff at the Company Shop.
They'll look after you, but you'll have no freedom.

Berni
06-03-2013, 02:21 PM
You simply can't sit down and guzzle several bottles of Champagne. You'd burp terribly, for one thing.

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
06-03-2013, 02:22 PM
only no 1s present :hide:

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-03-2013, 02:23 PM
for the onslaught to come, and you get to feel like Liberace at the same time.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-03-2013, 02:24 PM
Commie *******s.

Free SL
06-03-2013, 02:25 PM
it went down a treat when the sun came out at Lords last Friday, unfotunately England's batting/bowling/fielding wasn't anywhere near as enjoyable.

Supermac1976
06-03-2013, 02:32 PM
Or is it like an iPhone or my wife's ****ty HTC OneX where they can't be removed easily.

Pat Vegas
06-03-2013, 02:33 PM

Berni
06-03-2013, 02:33 PM

Maravilloso Marvo
06-03-2013, 02:35 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-03-2013, 02:35 PM
*Reims.**


**Not really.

Maravilloso Marvo
06-03-2013, 02:35 PM

Pat Vegas
06-03-2013, 02:35 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-03-2013, 02:39 PM
It's all about the negroni at the moment mm.

Maravilloso Marvo
06-03-2013, 02:40 PM
I was trying to get her drunk and it worked a treat. She fell asleep as soon as we got back to the hotel room, no sex.

Berni
06-03-2013, 02:40 PM
http://www.friendsofart.net/static/images/art2/giovanni-bellini-drunken-noah.jpg

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
06-03-2013, 02:41 PM
and STILL no sex? :yikes:

You've no hope while she's awake, mm.

Camp Freddie
06-03-2013, 02:51 PM
...not die after a week, get consumed by viruses, malware, spyware or slow down to a snails pace after six months!

Ashberto
06-03-2013, 03:07 PM
Children's Ice Cream.

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
06-03-2013, 03:11 PM

Supermac1976
06-03-2013, 03:48 PM
If you can just get a couple of spare batteries.

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
06-03-2013, 04:01 PM