i have to say, I've surprised myself with how excited I am at Jose's return

[Classic Jorge]

and it's not just because I have a fondness for animated gifs either

[Berni]

Jose Mourinho' Mourinho.

Favourite comic Awimb character ever. By miles.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The stubble.

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"I like to hold my bottom open for groups of men to spit in."

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

only so many times sliding on your knees in a suit is entertaining.

[Berni]

They don't count if they're real.

[Berni]

Ou sont les nutters d'antan?

[PSRB]

[Berni]

He's probably not allowed then interweb where he is now. That or the chemical cosh of thorazine prevents him scaling the heights of lunacy these days. :-(

[Mc Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Things were better in the old days, weren't they? What with the corsets and everything.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Berni]

his go-to insult. Odd cove.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Pat Vegas]

Jose is just rude and a bit of a c**t.

[Lord Roose Bolton]