After 40 years with the same bank, I have been advised that my accounts are to be transferred

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

to a different bank. What madness is this? I have no choice in this matter? The *******s. I shall take my overdraft elsewhere.

Do any of you losers have a bank account? Any recommendations?

[Pat Vegas]

Who?

Sam?

Who?

Sam Tanner.

[barrybueno]

[Pat Vegas]

accounts down for no reason at all.

I am seriously unlucky. + New t-mobile f**k up they sent me a bill for 64 grand :-( Sorted that out a lot quicker than the last issue.

[Pokster]

if you actually want to see some human, then Nationwide score well on customer feedback...... Santander are rubbish, don't touch them

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

More than cashpoint quantities of cash, that is.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

[HomerJ]

[Pat Vegas]

I am glad they are on the ball with these things.


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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Arrange to collect MY money, in advance?

WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Yorkshiremen are so sensitive.

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

My other account is with UBS in Zurich... :hide:

[HomerJ]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

f**k that.

[Alexism - Atheoist]

the real money.

:soundsgoodanyway:

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

I've got a long lost relation in Hong Kong that is dying of cancer and needs help to transfer his £200M to a UK account...

Funny but the only Chinese in my family the one we take-out on a Friday night.

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

For Gawds sake man - you weren't contemplating ringing them yourself?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

These newfangled 'dollars' will never catch on. Nope, we deal in good old British pounds sterling, exchangeable for goods and service throughout the two-thirds of the globe which comprises our Empire.

Now you get back to panning for gold, or cattle-rustling, or whatever it is you chaps are getting up to these days.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm f**ked, aren't I?

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Joking aside - First Direct are a damn fine bank.

[Jake]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

Want any beaver pelts? Make a lovely coat.

[Classic Jorge]

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One doesn't wish to be asked tiresome questions.

[barrybueno]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I'll send you a pm.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That's an awful lot of cash, as you can imagine.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

cash as well.

Have you considered investing in a local football team? I believe lots of local businessmen use their local clubs to erm, wash their money as it were.

[Curly]

It's easy if you try
No overdrafts to worry us
and we wouldn't have to pay fúcking money to access our own fúcking money.
John Lennon that were.The 12" remix,I believe.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

It is quite a scent as well, being a larger guy with summer coming.

[Mc Gooner]

Cashback on certain DD payments (the 1% on my Santander mortgage alone MORE THAN covers the £2 per month fee)

Up to 3% on balances up to £20,000 which is a lot better than you can get on nearly every other instant access and/or current account. :nod:


Been with them or Abbey for over 20 years and my other half has just switched to them and the transfer of DDs and SOs went absolutely without a hitch

I know they have had a some complaints but I personally can't fault them

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Curly]

They are basically saying
"EVERYBODY,LOOK AT US! WE ARE ****ERS WE ARE"

[Curly]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Mc Gooner]

if I wasn't already with them I would tell them to foxtrot right oscar on principle

[Snin]

[Curly]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm a grown up, for God's sake!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

have we met in a park once C ? gorky ? :rubchin:

[Curly]

Quarter master I were

[Snin]

proper current account...its proper british banking sir c...patriotic, risk free, ..proper...its like a wethers original in a barbour pocket of banking imo

martin lewis loves em too

Official MSE insert: We've now published a news story on this....

"This makes the Nationwide FlexDirect account one of the top current accounts on the market, but it can be beaten..."

[Luis Anaconda]

[Curly]

[Luis Anaconda]

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