Ever noticed how some personality types carry massive f**k-you type umbrellas that take up the whole

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pavement and say "I'm not getting wet, and you're getting out of my way". A sort of hand-held SUV.

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Big golf umbrellas. But I lift it upward if someone is walking in the opposite direction in front of me.

What I really hate are short arse f*cks that keep weaving around the pavement, while carrying an umbrella, in such a way that the likelihood of losing an eye is rather high.