Rooney in bizarre beard protest to force move to the Emirates

[One Wilf Copping]

"Unconfirmed reports" suggest Rooney refuses to shave until his request for a move to the Emirates is granted.

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#slownewsday

[One Wilf Copping]

While no Arsenal players have yet gone for the 'Full 'Keisel' or even a 'Half Chabal', the North London giants have won respect for the various beards sported in recent years by the likes of Cesc Fabregas, Alex Song and Thierry Henry.

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[Supermac1976]

Ended up living in caravan or something, oh those wacky Dutchers.