I've got a train story.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A man once vomited near my shoes.

[Henry Crun]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

It's almost like being on a bus, isn't it?

[Luis Anaconda]

[stargooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He took me to a bar :cloud9:

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Jake]

Thankfully nothing more than that.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[stargooner]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Drinking far too much, as far as I could ascertain.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"Soft, sweet fish..."

[7evens]

I was utterly mortified..

[Mc Gooner]

[Classic Jorge]

he loves the buttery biscuit base

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMg3epr53Ns

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sensible brogues.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Someone said that in a movie, but I can't remember who.

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

On one of those huge north london line trains, which are essentially one long carriage. Someone got stabbed in Hackney so we had to wait on the train for a good hour or two - thankfully the end sections were empty :cloud9:

[Henry Crun]

[Mc Gooner]

[Jake]

I've pissed on the platform but never the train.

Tbh I've done enough wrong'un things in the carriage itself.

[Alexism - Atheoist]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

My ex was with me for the entire wait, and spending an hour making small talk while busting for a slash was wholly unpleasant.

Ended up pissing right next to the driver's door and ****ting myself about him opening it and catching me in the act