All these f**kers on twitter are liars. Everyone keeps posting about incidents on their train

[Pat Vegas]

journeys.

This girl who we are talking about down below

'There is also a woman walking up and down the carriage singing The Power of Love - not the Huey Lewis version (which would've been fine).'

Former flouncing awimber talks about his train journeys on a daily basis.

I know i am guilty of some inane crap but come on.

I've been on thousands of f**king trains nothing happens. people have their head down looking at ipads, phones, newspapers and generally do nothing.

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

Everyone starts thinking the banalities of their day to day lives are worth broadcasting to thousands of people - and when they haven't got anything to say they just make up rubbish about being abused on public transport. Very strange, imo

[Pat Vegas]

I just don't believe it.

Or it was him.

[Snin]

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

i wasn't getting involved me

[Snin]

it was me :-)

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

:puke:

or tainers as you young folk wear

[Brentwood]

Because they thought I was looking at them.

I calmly said to the mother, "can you please tell your granddaughter to stop being abusive' and all hell broke lose. They both launched at me, threw milkshake over me, trying to throw haymakers. It was like a f**ked up Harlem Shake

I've just realised that this sounds like one of Fash's made up train stories, but it WAS the vomit comet back to Essex

[Snin]

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

if it happened now it would be all over youtube and such sites

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

ruing the game and so on your sort

can't bring the kids to the games anymore for fear of the 'herd' and so on

:hide:

[Supermac1976]

http://i2.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article3415027.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/EC0705p9CokeJPG-3415027.png

Doing coke or speed off a metro seat, lad. :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

I don't know who could be that stupid, well me actually. :homer:

[Supermac1976]

http://s0.jrnl.ie/media/2013/05/donkey-4-630x488.jpg

Oh c'mon, he's got a pass so he has. :hehe:

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

the little ******* wanted to go upstairs; ever try get one back down stairs?