So this is the chick who's gonna be cat sitting for us for two weeks

[Monty91]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQb-jzFjtbs

[Dorset Gooner]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Your cat deserves a professional.

Anyway, you've got a cat? Doesn't that make you tragically middle-aged?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

since we were originally gonna spend that on a cattery (until we visited it and realised it is basically Guantanamo Bay in Cricklewood)

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

So this whole story is clearly f**ked up.

[Monty91]

Having never owned a pet, my cat has taken me on an emotional journey I could never have imagined. He has both enriched my life enormously and also become a huge emotional burden. In any case, I love him with all my heart, even though I know he'd probably start feasting on my eyeballs within about 20 seconds of finding my corpse.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

When was the last time you wished cancer on someone?

[Monty91]

as he comes to terms with his own mortality.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3654 341&rid=4772&S=f8c055671a57efb0b0a6f00b5c965fe9 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3654341&rid=4772&S=f8c055671a57efb0b0a6f00b5c965fe9)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

My cat never upsets me by saying something cretinous about Arsenal (in any case he is a Charlton fan).

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

I couldn't give a fúck about that.

[Monty91]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

http://oi44.tinypic.com/2vtw0tl.jpg

[Monty91]

I recently spent the weekend with a couple of siameses (and a massive f**king greyhound - all in the same flat). They are basically toys.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

'Baby'

[TRENT COLTON]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3D aps&field-keywords=lintroller (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=lintroller)

[Harry Balls]

Cat. Emotional Journey. Thought you were a Hebrew, not an Egyptian. They let your people go, M. They let your people go.

[The Tony]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

The cat that is....

:hehe: