"Kenwright says he wants to get opinions from Everton fans about who should replace Moyes."

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Dear God.

[Pat Vegas]

[TRENT COLTON]

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

To be fair, I doubt the average boardroom conversation is any more sophisticated than that between a group of common-or-garden fans.

Sometimes I imagine the kind of stuff our directors say to each other during games and I just know it's the same clueless ****ery you hear around the rest of the stadium :-(

[redgunamo]

[All Guns Blazing]

[Jake]

[Monty91]

Apart from the occasional game on Sky. And www.101goals.com, coz they often have some well funny videos. Oh and Awimb.

[Pat Vegas]

I have already made a slogan.

Fortescue to the Rescue.

[redgunamo]

upstairs at their clubs, whenever possible.

[Ears are alight]

Other being fake Ronaldo.

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

[Curly]

Just because his old dad nicked a bike

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Der Kaiser indeed. Der c**t, more like.

[redgunamo]

[TRENT COLTON]

shirt around Diamond Club and to board meetings.

[Curly]

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

Lord Harris, I mean. Not Gervinho. Everyone knows Gervinho's obviously a joke.

[Brentwood]