Garth Bale trying to trademark his c**ty heart gesture

[Classic Jorge]

There's an entire continent of 13 year old asian schoolgirls who predate that inveterate ****chucker's embarrassing celebration.

Unbelievable.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandcon sumer/10042652/Gareth-Bale-plans-to-put-heart-goal-celebrati on-on-clothing-after-filing-trademark.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/10042652/Gareth-Bale-plans-to-put-heart-goal-celebration-on-clothing-after-filing-trademark.html)

Then again, it does come with a pretty impressive picture.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02556/celeb_2556649c.jpg

[agwee or disagwee??]

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02556/bale_2556643b.jpg

[Mc Gooner]