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Classic Jorge
05-02-2013, 11:29 AM
¤38m is apparently not putting them off
The Tony
05-02-2013, 11:32 AM
found a chick on adultwork whose 8 months and doing her few specials. Half price. £20 for a 15minute quickie. £10 for a handjob.
:yikes:
she wasnt...didnt look to happy at the question either tbh :-)
Classic Jorge
05-02-2013, 11:35 AM
what if your chap brushed up against the babeh??!
fecking a science kit ? why ? and tbh dildo porn as well...no fun at all...
Berni
05-02-2013, 11:36 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-02-2013, 11:37 AM
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05-02-2013, 11:38 AM
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05-02-2013, 11:39 AM
was doing a maths degree at Oxford when t'internet was really taking off, thought to himself "hang on, opportunity here", quit his degree, moved to San Fran and now is a multi-millionaire running loads of porn sites including f**kingmachines.com
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05-02-2013, 11:40 AM
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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-02-2013, 11:41 AM
That's quite enough of that filthy talk. Please take it to PM.
Disgusting.
Pat Vegas
05-02-2013, 11:41 AM
Classic Jorge
05-02-2013, 11:42 AM
that point was about five months in tbh
Berni
05-02-2013, 11:42 AM
Classic Jorge
05-02-2013, 11:43 AM
Just really big, Fred Dibnah style dildos imo
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-02-2013, 11:44 AM
They are quite, quite revolting. We have younger readers, you know.
Berni
05-02-2013, 11:45 AM
He, in my opinion, should be on some sort of register. :-(
Berni
05-02-2013, 11:47 AM
Classic Jorge
05-02-2013, 11:47 AM
No more for them the simple joys of a creased up Razzle in a porny hedge. Oh no, they've (quite literally in some cases) had porn shoved down their throats since an early age.
I fact, they are so comfortable with bodily polutions that they bum eachother without a second thought.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-02-2013, 11:48 AM
Round these parts it'll get you locked away.
Berni
05-02-2013, 11:49 AM
It quite gladdened my heart to walk past it later that day and see that it had gone.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-02-2013, 11:50 AM
Because of internet porn?
Are you David Icke?
Berni
05-02-2013, 11:52 AM
As seduction techniques go, telling me it might shake the baby loose and bring on labour doesn't really work for me. :-(
The Tony
05-02-2013, 11:52 AM
lactating moms to be etc etc
Pat Vegas
05-02-2013, 11:53 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
05-02-2013, 11:53 AM
I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS ****!
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05-02-2013, 11:54 AM
Berni
05-02-2013, 11:57 AM
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05-02-2013, 11:58 AM
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05-02-2013, 11:59 AM
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