Dunno about anyone else, but I'm racking my brains for an 'It's a Knockout' pun.

[Berni]

So far I have nothing better than the obvious Knockout/Cock out rhyme.

And, since we this far have no evidence that he actually did get his cock out, that doesn't really work. :-(

Most disappointing.

[Monty91]

His last offence was 1986! :shrug:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

THEIRS DIRTY PEEDOES EVRYWEAR!

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

[Berni]

Or, if it's *****s 'creeps suzette' perhaps? Ahaha.

[Classic Jorge]

Because, as you've already identified, the punning potential is tiny

[Snin]

:titsup:

[Snin]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=suzette&client=firefox -a&hs=26D&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&source= lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=rVKCUZr4Da340gXh6YGwBA&amp ;ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=779&bih=453 (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=suzette&client=firefox-a&hs=26D&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=rVKCUZr4Da340gXh6YGwBA&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=779&bih=453)

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

some of them might not kill the kid afterwards to to try and conceal their crime. They might just call the kid's mum and say "Hey, really sorry but Timmy was looking super hot this morning on his way to school and I just couldn't help myself. Anyway, he's fine, a bit shaken up but that's to be expected. So when do you want me to drop him home? And does he have any allergies I should know about because I was thinking of stopping off for some food on the way"

[Snin]

http://www.vintagedollcollector.com/uneeda/suzette10/suzette.jpg

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How's that pronounced. Seekay or Kuh? Skuh? And is it Louie or Lewis?

This man's name confuses and bewilders me.

[Snin]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

WHAT A HYSTERICAL c**t HE MUST BE!

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

in a world where virtually nothing is shocking anymore is his greatest attribute.

[Mc Gooner]