Balotelli 'promises Real Madrid players can sleep with his girlfriend if they beat Dortmund

[Classic Jorge]

Also, she's called Fanny Neguesha :hehe:

"you can all have a go on my Fanny"

[Dorset Gooner]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Supermac1976]

While managing to get a mate to give her his phone number to arrange a meeting later at the Lowry, classy. :hehe:

[Dorset Gooner]

he does have genuine entertainment value.

[Dorset Gooner]

[Pat Vegas]

'a nee funny gash' or 'A Nee Funny shag'

[Supermac1976]