Noooo, West Ham have signed the wonderfully named Razvan Rat

[Classic Jorge]

Him and Srna used to be excellent together for shaktar

[Rich]

genitalia. He was sh*t but because I won all the games quite easily I used to let him take penalties and free kicks.

He once managed to fluke one in from about 30 yards and if I fired up by PS2 and found the correct memory card I think you'd see the replay still saved on it :cloud9:

[Mc Gooner]