I don't mind the FA banning players for whatever, but I do wish they wouldn't feel the need to be

[redgunamo]

so po-faced and humourless about it.

My boys and I thought it was hilarious when we saw the Suarez thing. Everyone saw the funny side of it surely.

[Peter]

Terrible example to children

[Monty91]

in the playground by biting another pupil? There have already been reports of this happening in the UK.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

http://h10.abload.de/img/shesafirinherlazeroer5x.gif

[Red N White Army]

[Peter]

[Monty91]

spreading across schools in the UK, with many children uploading videos of these incidents to YouTube.

Happy Snapping, they're calling it :cooper:

[Berni]

prominent front teeth down into my scalp. Bled like a stuck pig, I did. He's now a Lt Col in the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers, which is probably related in some way.

[Peter]

[Hillary]

[redgunamo]

[Peter]

[Monty91]

was that goalkicks would invariably land in your area of the pitch and short of literally running away, you'd be obliged to challenge for the ball.

I wasn't made for winning headers :-(

[Monty91]

[Hillary]

You have to read between the lines.

It's a fairly good get out clause for when he says something crass and idiotic - about 50% of his posts, I'd estimate, with some strong evidence to back this up ;-)

[Peter]

One way or the other.

I wasnever great at aerial challenges either

[Monty91]

You may wish to warn your in-laws that he may not be with us for much longer.

[Peter]

Ludicrous.

Clearly, where your posts are concerned, this approach will not always be successful :-)

[Berni]

[Peter]

People who were good at headers were normally arseholes in my experience.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

his own childen or indeed grandchildren.

[Peter]

c**ts to a man

[Berni]

None of the good ones, though. To be a good quick, I think you basically have to be a highly narcissistic psychopath.

Still prefer them to wicketkeepers, though. Those mouthy weirdos should be on a register.

[redgunamo]

If you follow.

I mean, the fact that he felt the need to make that distinction must mean that he actually could have meant the opposite of what he seemed to be saying :monty:

[devongunner]