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A friend is anxious not to produce too quickly or too slowly.
Billy Goat Sverige
04-26-2013, 01:19 PM
Berni
04-26-2013, 01:20 PM
You should even operate the door handle with your elbow if you can.
Billy Goat Sverige
04-26-2013, 01:21 PM
Classic Jorge
04-26-2013, 01:23 PM
"Excuse me nurse, have you go anything with pissing or amputees, please?"
Berni
04-26-2013, 01:26 PM
Sport that made me realise what a horrible, horrible idea the NHS really is, j. Even w*nking reduced to the lowest common denominator.
Everyone going at the speed of the slowest. Where is the choice? Where is the personal touch?
'Damn you, Beveridge!', I thought.
gardening magazine - had to **** to Charlie Dimmock :-(
Berni
04-26-2013, 01:28 PM
apparently. :-(
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-26-2013, 01:30 PM
Oh no, that was the other fellow.
I've got to do a dinner tonight and I'm a bag of nerves. I've completely lost my bottle, like a Masterchef semi-finalist who's lost their edge.
I'm in big trouble, aren't I?
Berni
04-26-2013, 01:31 PM
That's the way to look at it.
And anyway, why are you coming to me with your piddling catering issues? I'm having an existential crisis here, pal.
Classic Jorge
04-26-2013, 01:32 PM
Supermac1976
04-26-2013, 01:32 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-26-2013, 01:34 PM
I am sorry for your crisis b, and wonder how I may be of best assistance.
On balance I am inclined to offer the manly shuck to the shoulder and the most concise of advice. KBO.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-26-2013, 01:35 PM
Mind you, the other chap who had a strop and ran away crying was quite amusing.
Berni
04-26-2013, 01:37 PM
or something. Shows what I know.
I thought you were talking about Philip. Or that chap from The Darling Buds of May.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-26-2013, 01:39 PM
Last weekend in Waterstones in Bluewater I saw a chap from Only Fools And Horses signing copies of his 'book'. Moustachioed fellow.
There was a queue.
Free SL
04-26-2013, 01:41 PM
Berni
04-26-2013, 01:41 PM
stunner of a week ago imo. Just sitting there, he was. Waiting for them to call his number...
...what a metaphor for the human condition I've just described. :cry:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-26-2013, 01:42 PM
Who the f**k is he?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-26-2013, 01:44 PM
Anything nice planned for the weekend?
Berni
04-26-2013, 02:00 PM
Might squeeze a game of cricket in if I've got time.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-26-2013, 02:04 PM
Berni
04-26-2013, 02:07 PM
Talking of endeavour, I've started watching thay young Morse thing. I rather like it. You probably abhor it, don't you?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-26-2013, 02:09 PM
I'm looking forward to finding out how he got his limp.
You know what you want for an existential crisis, don't you? Drink.
Berni
04-26-2013, 02:12 PM
do you think?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-26-2013, 02:14 PM
of the latter, then NO MORE OF THE FORMER!
Berni
04-26-2013, 02:16 PM
anything too drastic becomes necessary tbh.
Mc Gooner
04-26-2013, 02:32 PM
Mc Gooner
04-26-2013, 02:37 PM
bostonbrian
04-26-2013, 09:42 PM
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