SpermSampleWimb.What is an appropriate time lag between entering the room and producing the sample ?

[Mack]

A friend is anxious not to produce too quickly or too slowly.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

You should even operate the door handle with your elbow if you can.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

"Excuse me nurse, have you go anything with pissing or amputees, please?"

[Berni]

Sport that made me realise what a horrible, horrible idea the NHS really is, j. Even w*nking reduced to the lowest common denominator.

Everyone going at the speed of the slowest. Where is the choice? Where is the personal touch?

'Damn you, Beveridge!', I thought.

[Mack]

gardening magazine - had to **** to Charlie Dimmock :-(

[Berni]

apparently. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Oh no, that was the other fellow.

I've got to do a dinner tonight and I'm a bag of nerves. I've completely lost my bottle, like a Masterchef semi-finalist who's lost their edge.

I'm in big trouble, aren't I?

[Berni]

That's the way to look at it.

And anyway, why are you coming to me with your piddling catering issues? I'm having an existential crisis here, pal.

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I am sorry for your crisis b, and wonder how I may be of best assistance.

On balance I am inclined to offer the manly shuck to the shoulder and the most concise of advice. KBO.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Mind you, the other chap who had a strop and ran away crying was quite amusing.

[Berni]

or something. Shows what I know.

I thought you were talking about Philip. Or that chap from The Darling Buds of May.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Last weekend in Waterstones in Bluewater I saw a chap from Only Fools And Horses signing copies of his 'book'. Moustachioed fellow.

There was a queue.

[Free SL]

[Berni]

stunner of a week ago imo. Just sitting there, he was. Waiting for them to call his number...

...what a metaphor for the human condition I've just described. :cry:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Who the f**k is he?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Anything nice planned for the weekend?

[Berni]

Might squeeze a game of cricket in if I've got time.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Talking of endeavour, I've started watching thay young Morse thing. I rather like it. You probably abhor it, don't you?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm looking forward to finding out how he got his limp.

You know what you want for an existential crisis, don't you? Drink.

[Berni]

do you think?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

of the latter, then NO MORE OF THE FORMER!

[Berni]

anything too drastic becomes necessary tbh.

[Mc Gooner]

[Mc Gooner]

[bostonbrian]