f**k this noise, can we go back to talking about sausages and brushes with the law, please.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Both times in France, on occasions separated by ten years. No drugs or bumming involved.

[Classic Jorge]

I tell you what, they didnt appreciate my Wilfred Owen reference either. Heathens.

[PSRB]

150 odd car badges :Beastieboys:

[Norn Iron]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The second time they let me out for 1,000 francs. For which I received no receipt, of course. Still and all, it was a mutually convenient manner of sorting out the misunderstanding.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

3 official 'emergencies'.

[Classic Jorge]

I dont think any of us will get over Macho Grande

http://cdn1.hark.com/images/000/323/942/323942/original.jpg

[Snin]

that I knew what the 10 bags of speeed in the rear light were..so they said heroin..so i agreed it was speed :) weighed it all up ,took out a french police street drug value chart multiplied it by 1.5 and drove me to cash point then paid them and they took the drugs. Said lucky it was customs not police as police would have arrested me...the customs just said I wish i'd had more on me to make it a decent bust.

in uk been done shoplifting as a child..drug possesion..multiple but only cautions...drunk and disorderly - cautions but once had court case over it for causing mini riot in nottingham town centre..think thats about it

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

and being asked by one of them "Did you fúck him? If so, you need to pay him"

Words no man should ever hear :-(

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

Nope, never had a run-in with the law.