AWIMB Crime Day seems to be in full effect

[Classic Jorge]

We should recount more of our scrapes with the filth and the salt of the earth criminal types imo.

I was once made to lie down on a very wet pavement in stoke newington by armed SO19 officers who thought I was an armed robber they were chasing.

The issue was I had a kebab on me, I was on my way back from the pub at the time, and I didnt want to get my kebab wet and they were screaming at me "drop the package, DROP THE f**kING PACKAGE NOW!!".

*******s then just ran off when they realised I was just a bloke with a kebab without so much as a by your leave

[Luis Anaconda]

it was then that I knew civilisation was dead

[Monty91]

"Study hard, son"

True story.

[Classic Jorge]

[Peter]

Of a bloke who had just committed a robbery. When i asked them what that description was one of them said "a f**king long-haired ponce with an attitude problem....sir'

Coppers used to have a sense of humour in those days :-)

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

once the policeman saw this he got in and just gave me a terrible look and said don't be stupid son.

I got out and ran away.

[modd]

after college while i was waiting for a bus because i was far too ahead of the bus stop,

They was wondering if i was actually really waiting for bus. One cop played good cop with me and another bad cop. I said to them that i liked to see bus come in sight and therefore that why i moved bit ahead of the bus stop to see it come in.

They explained they had some robberys in local area and were looking out for any suspiscous people in the local area. Then that was it and they walked off.

Must have been the tache i grown on my face which i thought as teenager made me look really cool. :banghead:

[Pat Vegas]

[Brentwood]

Who was showing off in front of his mates, insulting all of the coppers, really giving it the big un

Because it was a drugs charge they told him he'd have to remove his trousers and underwear. He went pale and said "oh no, please don't make me do that". Became really sheepish and concerned

When he dropped his underwear he had a little fella that was literally the size of a fingernail on the little finger. The coppers carrying out the search couldn't help but crack up laughing in front of him. He was mortified

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, policia local are very helpful, once told me where to buy some hash

[modd]

their. Thought you were asking him a life question rather then where havard is on the map. :shrug:

[Mack]

[Classic Jorge]

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[modd]

:hehe: Could you imagine the pope being stopped and searched. Can,t imagine what their find. :hehe:

[Pat Vegas]

Bin Laden aged 32

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[Classic Jorge]

[modd]

and not go over the top about it. :hehe:

[modd]

friends have told me mix of stories from friendly to very unfriendly.

[Classic Jorge]

I'd consumed every last grain of what I went out with.

[modd]

[Classic Jorge]

Basically the Garda are like the met and the Local are like the rest of the coppers

[Classic Jorge]

[modd]

At least you were in on the action. :-) Could be title of a film.

Popes night out in hoxton

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[modd]

Hope to avoid whoever is the nasty cops . :hide:

[Guns 'n' Roses]

he gave me the direction to the Shed End terrace at Stamford Bridge.

He didn't think it was a suitable place for a fellow of my stature.

That is kind of the opposite of yours and Peter's story, innit? :rubchin:

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[redgunamo]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

I said to one of these chaps after having run onto the train at Waterloo I think:

"Excuse me, I'm going to Clapham Junction"

"Well, good for you!"

"Well, is this the right train?"

He then looked at my wife and asked: "Are you with him?"

When she said "yes" he replied "Good Luck!"

He was part of a flock of several train conductors who all burst into laughter.

[Classic Jorge]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[modd]

[redgunamo]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

and ordinary coppers?

[Classic Jorge]

the year's intake.

Famously relished being bussed up to Yorkshire and illegally removing their ID numbers so they could let loose and batter some white people for a change.

Scum, sub-human scum

[Mc Gooner]

Sgt
"Right sir, surname please?"

Scrote
"Pencil"

Sgt
"First name?"

Scrote

"Richard"

Sgt
"Pencil
Dick. Ooooooooooooh kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Address?"

[Ashberto]

to my door.

A friend had visited with her dog. She left, and soon after the coppers arrived, saying that their dog had followed the scent of a housebreaker a few doors down. One of the two was being the evil *******, saying what they would do to me in the station, and the other one was being the good guy. Now dere's a ting.

Eventually CID arrived and took me to the house down the road for identification by the bloke who had seen the perp. I was mightily relieved when when he said "No, that's not him".

Naturally the police did not apologise for the false accusations and threats of violence, etc.

[Dutch Gooner]

I was on holiday with a few friends and we were being loud in the village'' center (2 km away from our camping site). Cafe owner warned us and said ''I'll call the police'' if you do not leave and you will be put in jail''.....we just dared him and stayed where we are..thought it could be a ''fun'' holiday experience (being stoned and drunk as we were at the time)..5 minutes later...BABUBABUBABU...10 coppers telling us to get in the van and then ....1 night in a french jail.....thank f**k I was put in one cell together with 3 mates....1 of my friends had to spend the night with 2 french drunk beggars, clochards in the same cell.....he still hasn't recovered from that experience...hahahaha

[Red N White Army]

Was staggering back the next morning after a night out at uni, had a pint of milk in my jacket. Cops chased me thinking I had drugs stashed under me coat and got all upset when searched that it was just a pint. "Where you stashed them eh, eh?". All quite surreal when half cut still