For the record defrosting the fridge/freezer was actually very easy.

[Pat Vegas]

tray of hot water in that mother f**ker.
towel at the bottom

gave it a blast with a hairdryer and all the ice fell out in one go.

[Classic Jorge]

Are you going to clean the oven before you stick your head in it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is it a story about anal sex, f? :-(

[Pat Vegas]