You know blokes who talk like Richard Keys, 'smash it' etc. Well it's even more horrid when

[Pat Vegas]

you hear women speaking like that :yikes:

[7evens]

What can you do :shrug:

[Pat Vegas]

I was discussing something in Edinburgh with won lady.


'yeah they are c**ts' 'f**king rude too' 'call them back smash the rates'

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Gentleman:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8057/8277778718_9faf750039_z.jpg

[redgunamo]

[7evens]

Empty vessels and all that..

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

[redgunamo]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

Always seemed like he might be trying to cover up something vis-a-vis his sexuality. Of course, you look him up now and he has taken up a somewhat interesting hobby :yikes:

http://www.supremephysique.co.uk/300w/chris-watkins-framed.jpg

[Monty91]

[Berni]

parks and woods is OK.

And wearing Lycra is a valid lifestyle choice, I'll have you know.

[Pat Vegas]

employees they thought it would be a 'good' idea to mix everybody up in set places with people from other departments.

Unfortunately I had to sit next to a very boring lady talking about cats one side. A young lout on the other side of me. probably 18 years old.

First words out of his mouth to me 'is that bird with the cracking tits eyeing you up'
I replied with 'I'm sorry what?' I was disgusted.

I feel old now.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

I tried to interfere with the wife last night and received a sharp kick in the gooners when I failed to heed a complaint centred on the fact that I had not yet shaved.

The redgunamos are honest men, as you know, but they do need reminding what's what from time to time :-(

[Pat Vegas]

were nowhere to be seen when I needed them before.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

Mostly anyway.

"Women of the world." Can I say that?