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Pat Vegas
04-18-2013, 03:17 PM
I say partner not to imply homosexuality but to not exclude anybody.

Peter
04-18-2013, 03:20 PM
I am not remotely convinced that she consideres me worthy of oxygen.

This is normal though- isnt it?

Maravilloso Marvo
04-18-2013, 03:20 PM

Pokster
04-18-2013, 03:20 PM

Pat Vegas
04-18-2013, 03:21 PM
I said how come it's me to change all these things and have all these tasks for the year?

What are your tasks?

PSRB
04-18-2013, 03:21 PM
I'm fairly sure THAT'S WHAT f**kING MATERNITY LEAVE IS FOR!!!!

Pat Vegas
04-18-2013, 03:22 PM
Then we go to work and I feel like a c**t all day.

Usually she objects to my smoking the first thing when I wake up.

Pokster
04-18-2013, 03:23 PM

Monty91
04-18-2013, 03:23 PM
Once you've tried Jew, it's all you'll wanna do, imo.

Pat Vegas
04-18-2013, 03:24 PM
she'll get sick of it in the end.

Peter
04-18-2013, 03:24 PM

Pokster
04-18-2013, 03:24 PM

Pokster
04-18-2013, 03:25 PM

Monty91
04-18-2013, 03:25 PM
over domestic stuff like the washing up and general tidyness (even though I am far from messy)

Ronaldooooooo
04-18-2013, 03:25 PM

The JBear
04-18-2013, 03:25 PM

PSRB
04-18-2013, 03:27 PM
I've been at work and am tired!

Mind you, she's gone back to work today, so that excuse is out the window now anyway

Peter
04-18-2013, 03:27 PM
Then maybe that is what i go for.

I almost always date jews by the way. Or irish. I like a woman with a sense of humour. :-)

Pat Vegas
04-18-2013, 03:28 PM

Pokster
04-18-2013, 03:28 PM

PSRB
04-18-2013, 03:29 PM

Peter
04-18-2013, 03:32 PM

Bergkamp's Brain
04-18-2013, 03:32 PM
*Marriage is a piece of piss.


















































*Famous last words

Peter
04-18-2013, 03:33 PM

PSRB
04-18-2013, 03:35 PM
well actually, sometimes I do but then I get *******ed for playing games with her rather than getting her back to sleep http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

Peter
04-18-2013, 03:36 PM
Aside from ogling your cleaner

Monty91
04-18-2013, 03:36 PM

Pat Vegas
04-18-2013, 03:37 PM

PSRB
04-18-2013, 03:37 PM
"I do not SWAN around, blah, blah"

Peter
04-18-2013, 03:37 PM

Peter
04-18-2013, 03:38 PM
Obviously, swans are graceful, beautiful creatures :-)

Berni
04-18-2013, 03:39 PM

Bergkamp's Brain
04-18-2013, 03:39 PM
I seem to have a near perfect relationship and everyone else doesn't :-)

Monty91
04-18-2013, 03:39 PM

Harry Balls
04-18-2013, 03:40 PM
Other than that, we get on okay.

Bergkamp's Brain
04-18-2013, 03:40 PM

PSRB
04-18-2013, 03:40 PM

Berni
04-18-2013, 03:41 PM

Berni
04-18-2013, 03:43 PM
;-)

Ronaldooooooo
04-18-2013, 03:44 PM
http://i.minus.com/ixwWobMon0pph.gif

Bergkamp's Brain
04-18-2013, 03:45 PM
but that is normal, isn't it? ;-)

Berni
04-18-2013, 03:46 PM

Berni
04-18-2013, 03:47 PM

Bergkamp's Brain
04-18-2013, 03:48 PM
we have a lot of similar interests.

I suppose we have not really had make up sex, yet.

tbf I have had complicatyed relationships in the past and I can do without them now.

PSRB
04-18-2013, 03:48 PM

PSRB
04-18-2013, 03:49 PM

Bergkamp's Brain
04-18-2013, 03:49 PM

Monty91
04-18-2013, 03:50 PM

barrybueno
04-18-2013, 04:19 PM

barrybueno
04-18-2013, 04:20 PM

Bergkamp's Brain
04-18-2013, 06:28 PM
:shrug:

Peter
04-18-2013, 07:49 PM
Yep, it is that ridiculous :hehe: