This new pope's been a bit quiet since he got the gig, hasn't he?

[Berni]

He's up to something, I reckon. :sherlock:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I very much mistrust the whole 'man of the people' schtick. Also the whole 'being Argentinian' thing.

[Berni]

Apart from St Peter, of course.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

30 bob a week and sixpence for a bath, but you have to let the landlady know the night before so she can light the geyser.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Classic Jorge]

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1766492.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/pope.jpg

[Ashberto]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3666 726&rid=2804&S=51320a44ef2e9057235203958433f2f3 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3666726&rid=2804&S=51320a44ef2e9057235203958433f2f3)

[Frimmers]

he dealt with Thatcher.

Might be worried if I were a Falkland Islander.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Waiting to die, like everyone else. I trust all is well with you?

[Berni]

I wonder if Il Papa has to put up with that sort of thing?

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I had a packet on an aeroplane the other day which were unsalted. Unsalted peanuts? It's madness.

[Berni]

They have a distinct whiff of unwashed private parts to them. Have you never opened a packet and found yourself knocked sideways by the sweaty funk that bursts from the bag? Shocking.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

but now you come to mention it, perhaps it's the whiff of arse that attracts me.

[PSRB]

[Berni]

[Berni]

Do you use a little bit of discarded shell to open the difficult ones, psrb? Trust me, it's the way forward. Can't remember where I learnt that.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

which apparently infest every corner of the internet.

[Berni]

coming to?

[Monty91]

Or is it like mussels - if the shell is closed, they can kill you?

[Brentwood]

whilst trying to prise a stubbborn one open

I honestly don't think there is a point at which I would stop eating them

[Berni]

And is it really worth it for a pistachio?

[Berni]

Because that would suggest you don't learn so good. :-(

[PSRB]

[Monty91]

from biting into a nut (which is not even that hard)? So in a sense you'd be nipping the problem in the bud and possibly saving on later complications.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You need someone to poke salt into the tiny wee hole in each shell.

[Berni]

Do you just lick your finger, wipe it around and suck it? You do, don't you?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Brentwood]

[The Tony]

for a pope that is.....he seems like he's lad in the Papacyworld.

reckon he's having his way with the nuns....

[Berni]

Outside of mucky films, I mean.

[Alexism - Atheoist]

I mean, what's the point now that I don't have a Sunday pickup?

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I barely have a moment to scratch my arse.

[Doughboy-TSL]

actually.. as you were.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A bit of dirt in the eyelobe?