View Full Version : This new pope's been a bit quiet since he got the gig, hasn't he?
Berni
04-18-2013, 02:09 PM
He's up to something, I reckon. :sherlock:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-18-2013, 02:11 PM
I very much mistrust the whole 'man of the people' schtick. Also the whole 'being Argentinian' thing.
Berni
04-18-2013, 02:12 PM
Apart from St Peter, of course.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-18-2013, 02:14 PM
30 bob a week and sixpence for a bath, but you have to let the landlady know the night before so she can light the geyser.
Maravilloso Marvo
04-18-2013, 02:14 PM
Classic Jorge
04-18-2013, 02:14 PM
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1766492.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/pope.jpg
Ashberto
04-18-2013, 02:14 PM
http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3666 726&rid=2804&S=51320a44ef2e9057235203958433f2f3 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3666726&rid=2804&S=51320a44ef2e9057235203958433f2f3)
Frimmers
04-18-2013, 02:16 PM
he dealt with Thatcher.
Might be worried if I were a Falkland Islander.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-18-2013, 02:16 PM
Waiting to die, like everyone else. I trust all is well with you?
Berni
04-18-2013, 02:17 PM
I wonder if Il Papa has to put up with that sort of thing?
Guns 'n' Roses
04-18-2013, 02:17 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-18-2013, 02:18 PM
I had a packet on an aeroplane the other day which were unsalted. Unsalted peanuts? It's madness.
Berni
04-18-2013, 02:20 PM
They have a distinct whiff of unwashed private parts to them. Have you never opened a packet and found yourself knocked sideways by the sweaty funk that bursts from the bag? Shocking.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-18-2013, 02:22 PM
but now you come to mention it, perhaps it's the whiff of arse that attracts me.
Berni
04-18-2013, 02:25 PM
Berni
04-18-2013, 02:27 PM
Do you use a little bit of discarded shell to open the difficult ones, psrb? Trust me, it's the way forward. Can't remember where I learnt that.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-18-2013, 02:27 PM
which apparently infest every corner of the internet.
Berni
04-18-2013, 02:29 PM
coming to?
Monty91
04-18-2013, 02:30 PM
Or is it like mussels - if the shell is closed, they can kill you?
Brentwood
04-18-2013, 02:31 PM
whilst trying to prise a stubbborn one open
I honestly don't think there is a point at which I would stop eating them
Berni
04-18-2013, 02:31 PM
And is it really worth it for a pistachio?
Berni
04-18-2013, 02:33 PM
Because that would suggest you don't learn so good. :-(
Monty91
04-18-2013, 02:34 PM
from biting into a nut (which is not even that hard)? So in a sense you'd be nipping the problem in the bud and possibly saving on later complications.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-18-2013, 02:34 PM
You need someone to poke salt into the tiny wee hole in each shell.
Berni
04-18-2013, 02:37 PM
Do you just lick your finger, wipe it around and suck it? You do, don't you?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-18-2013, 02:38 PM
Brentwood
04-18-2013, 02:40 PM
The Tony
04-18-2013, 02:50 PM
for a pope that is.....he seems like he's lad in the Papacyworld.
reckon he's having his way with the nuns....
Berni
04-18-2013, 02:53 PM
Outside of mucky films, I mean.
Alexism - Atheoist
04-18-2013, 03:07 PM
I mean, what's the point now that I don't have a Sunday pickup?
Maravilloso Marvo
04-18-2013, 03:21 PM
I barely have a moment to scratch my arse.
Doughboy-TSL
04-18-2013, 03:23 PM
actually.. as you were.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-18-2013, 03:24 PM
A bit of dirt in the eyelobe?
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