So vis a vis alcohol where does one stand on shots? I had a weird one the other day

[Luis Anaconda]

when you put a slice of icing sugar-covered lime in your mouth and drink some liquer which tastes sharp initially and then turns into the exact flavour of chocolate cake. It was weird. And Baby Guinnesses - they're like dessert after a liquid lunch

[Monty91]

Or, as it turned out, nobody's :-(

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Mc Gooner]

[Monty91]

community.

[Supermac1976]

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/fail/162893/croatian-coach-ar rested-and-fired-after-stealing-players-credit-card-to-buy-3 6-bottles-of-jagermeister.html (http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/fail/162893/croatian-coach-arrested-and-fired-after-stealing-players-credit-card-to-buy-36-bottles-of-jagermeister.html)
Maybe too much of a fan. :hehe:

[Berni]

Plus, of course, they are a tremendously bad idea. Particularly if they involve tequila, which is pure, liquid evil.

[Classic Jorge]

If you're drinking shots you are already half way to a whiskey face imo.

That said, a coffee and a grappa after a nice italian is always welcome.

[Ashberto]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

ffs, can't a chap laugh at anyone anymore? :-(

[Ashberto]

The needles in the eyes!

[Classic Jorge]

Full on flowery dress but army boots, make up and long hair but a proper receeding hairline.

Textbook stuff from the boy/lady there

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

kitchen roll adverts. Ideally, they should have beards.

The ones who actually look like women are just a bit too try-hard for my liking.

[Classic Jorge]

[Frimmers]

[Ashberto]

Well, clearly not.

[Supermac1976]

Well George Harrison after a few days in the mortuary.

[Berni]

Apart from the fun of dressing up, I suppose.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

To some people sorbet induces the sensation that one's eyeballs are being stabbed by needles.

[Berni]

'her' or 'she'. I can tell people I'm a Premiership footballer and dress like one, but it doesn't actually make me one, ffs!

[Classic Jorge]

[Alexism - Atheoist]

[Supermac1976]

[Classic Jorge]

Tequilla, Vodka and Red Bulls.

Evil in a glass, I'd imagine it's what satan drinks on Hell's works night out, right before he tries to throw Azrael's shoes over the building.

[Berni]

piles. I'm not sure this is medically accurate, but it's certainly what I'm blaming.

Good Lord. It looked like I was trying to give birth to Winston Churchill. :-(

[Ashberto]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Classic Jorge]

I awoke with a bruise on my forehead (from leaning on the sink) and Adrians that could have kept a frenchman in wine for a year.

[Berni]

'Red Bull Gives You Chalfonts' imo.

[Berni]

It is very freeing for the parts, I must say.

[Classic Jorge]